Expectations              

Rev. J. R. Luck, Jr.  Th.M., M.A.

March 2, 2008     4th Sunday of Lent

Grace United Church of Christ

 

So did you check out the Oscars last Sunday night?  Or should I ask, did you check out the red carpet last Sunday night?  Perhaps taking a cue from the carpet, red seemed to be the big color of the night chosen by the likes of Katherine Heigl of Gray’s Anatomy fame, supermodel Heidi Klum, the ever classy Ruby Dee, and 2007 best actress Hellen Mirim.  As for the men, George Clooney drew attention to himself by looking like,… well George Clooney.  But unlike Cher ’s black outfit in 1988 or Bjork and her swan in 2001, I thought everyone played it relatively safe and simply let the diamonds and glamour speak for them.

But here’s a question for you:  are these superstars arrogant and ego-centric dressing as they do, or are they simply giving us what we expect and demand? After all, we absolutely have certain expectations, at least for certain individuals, we do; and I’m not just talking about movie stars.  On February 2, 1977, President Jimmy Carter delivered a television address from the oval office with a cardigan sweater on, and I’m not sure he ever lived it down.  The press certainly didn’t let him forget it. 

You see, while we don’t have a king per se in our American democracy, we nonetheless have certain expectations of the most powerful person in the free world. 

For one, we expect him to be tall.  Speaking of which, when Jimmy Carter, who stands at 5’9”, beat the 6’2” Gerald Ford, it was the first time that the shorter of the two presidential candidates won.  With the exceptions of Ford, Gore and Kerry, the taller candidate has always won.  But should height be used to determine who would be the better president?  Of course not.  What matters is… the hair. 

I typed the words “John Edwards Hair” into Google and I got 261,000 hits.  You can even go on Youtube.com & see Edwards getting his hair fixed.  Of course for $1,250 you too can have Beverly Hills stylist Joseph Torrenueva fly into Charlotte and cut your hair.  When asked about haircut Torreneuva said, “He has nice hair.  I try to make the man handsome, strong, more mature…”  But folks, we don’t want to be partisan here, so let me ask you another question.  Is it possible that Mitt Romney lost the nomination not because he’s Mormon or a flipflopper but because his hair doesn’t move? And poor Hillary, rightly or wrongly, fair or unfair, you can literally watch her evolve as a politician before your eyes simply by watching how her hair style has changed over the years.  We absolutely have certain expectations for our King, or Queen, even if we don’t have them don robes and wield scepters.

A long time ago, Israel was looking for it’s second president.  Of course there weren’t any political parties back then and the nomination process didn’t take 2 plus years.  Rather, the nominating process consisted of poor Samuel and I say poor Samuel because he was afraid he was going to end up dead for participating in a theological coup d’etat.  But after receiving some assurances from the Lord, he winds up at the home of Jesse.  So Samuel looked upon all the sons of Jesse and he thought to himself, “Surely the Lord’s anointed is in front of me.”  Jesse then had his sons paraded in front of the prophet:  good height, nice posture, excellent jaw line, nice tan, good build.  But the Lord kept whispering to Samuel, “he’s not the one.”  So Samuel said, “Lord, the marketing group has determined that this is the look the people are looking for; he just looks kingly.  This will sell.”  But God said, “You look upon his marketability, while I look in his heart & soul.”  So Samuel shrugs his shoulders and asks Jesse if he doesn’t have any more sons because the Lord hadn’t chosen any of his red carpet sons. 

And in return Jesse shrugs his shoulders, and then, perhaps as an afterthought, he remembered little scrawny David who must have been the least kingly of the sons, or he wouldn’t have been out in the wilderness with the animals and away from the public eye.

            So would you want David for your king?  I doubt it.  I doubt you would even want him for your pastor.  If you spend a lot of time on the internet, you may have come across this search committee report.

 

 

The Search Committee Report:

 

In our search for a suitable pastor, the following scratch sheet was developed for your perusal. Of the candidates investigated by the committee, only one was found to have the necessary qualities. The list contains the names of the candidates and comments on each, should you be interested in investigating them further for future pastoral placements.

 

Noah: He has 120 years of preaching experience, but no converts.

Moses: He stutters; and his former congregation says he loses his temper over trivial things.

Sources also say that he once killed a man when he was living in Egypt .

Abraham: He took off to Egypt during hard times. We heard that he got into trouble with the

authorities and then tried to lie his way out. Something about giving his wife away and

then saying she was his sister.   Strange.

Deborah:  Sucessfully commanded a Hebrew army and served as a judge,

but simply put, she’s a she.

David: Simply put, he has an unacceptable moral character.  He might have been considered for

minister of music had he not 'fallen' and put out a hit on another man.

Solomon: He has a reputation for wisdom but fails to practice what he preaches.  Furthermore,

he is a polygamist and the parsonage isn’t large enough for all his wives to say nothing

of his mistresses.

Elijah: Proven to be inconsistent & known to fold under pressure.

Hosea: His family life is in a shambles. Not only is he divorced, but then he went and remarried

his wife who is still a prostitute.

Jeremiah: He is too emotional, alarmist; some say a real 'pain in the neck.'

Amos: Comes from a farming background. Too class conscious and disrespectful of people

in power.  Better off picking figs.

Ezekiel:  His clergy psychiatric profile documents both psychotic and neurotic pathologies.

John: He says he is a Baptist but lacks tact and dresses like a hippie.  The interview ended when

he called the consistory a brood of vipers.  Has been known to bring locusts and honey

to church potlucks.

Peter: Has a bad temper, and was heard to have even denied Christ publicly. Unsure as to

whether this working class fisherman would fit in well with the socio-demographics of

our congregation.

Paul: We found him to lack tact. He is too harsh, his appearance is contemptible,

and he preaches far too long.

Timothy: He has potential, but is much too young for the position.

Jesus: He tends to offend church members with his preaching, at least the part we could

understand.  He is also too controversial.  He even offended the search committee with

his pointed questions.

Judas: He seemed to be very practical, co-operative, good with money, cares for the poor, and

dresses well. We all agreed that he is just the man we are looking for to fill the vacancy

as our Senior Pastor.

 

It’s kind of funny, isn’t it?  But it’s not really funny to all of the women who try so desperately to get jobs as ministers.  A majority of pastoral candidates in our denomination are women.  A majority of the senior pastor jobs go to men.  Even our very own Jane Mitchum will tell you, that if she had not first been an associate pastor at Beth Eden, she would not have been seriously considered for the position.  Of course some of the jobs do go to single men.  At his first congregation, one of my good friends endured 4 years of constant attempts to discern whether he was gay, and/or trying to get him hitched.

We absolutely have our expectations.

So why was Jesus ultimately done away with?  Why was he embraced but then rejected by the crowds?  Why was he considered to be a threat by both the religious and political authorities?  Because he wasn’t what we were looking for.  We wanted a king with robes. This guy wore the equivalent of a cardigan sweater.  We wanted a king with a scepter and sword.  This guy took as his symbol the towel with which he washed the feet of others.  We wanted a guy who would surround himself with the best of the best.  This guy chose for his cabinet blue collar fishermen and IRS agents.  We wanted him to be the kind of man who would appeal to the religious elites like Nicodemus.  This guy all but ignored the who’s who crowd and went to dinner parties with prostitutes.  We wanted someone who would rub us on the back and tell us that we’re wonderful and that everything is hunky dory.  This guy rubbed scum on the back and told us that we needed to repent; that the first shall be last, and the last shall be first. 

He told us that we cared more for our religion than we do about God’s people.  And he didn’t blame everything on the Muslims or immigrants or the Soviets or even the Romans.  And let’s face it:  we wanted neat, tidy answers black and white answers.  He gave us obscure parables and rambling monologues and spoke of an unpredictable spirit.

The last time I was at the Corner Table Soup Kitchen, I was surprised to see that one of the guests was reading a Penguin Classic book.  I took a closer look and was surprised to see that he was reading Socrates.  So why was I surprised?  Did I think smart people couldn’t fall on hard times or become homeless?  My surprise says far more about me and my presuppositions, than it does about the man reading the book.  Which begs the question: how well do I really see those folks? 

Maybe in our expectations we have become blind as to what is.  While I don’t know what tone they used, I believe the religious authorities mockingly asked Jesus today if they were blind.  Well the answer is yes and so are we.  Sometimes our expectations literally blind us as to what’s before us.  Sometimes there is a scholar before us, but we are blind and only see a person of poverty.  Sometimes there is a king before us, but all we see is some scrawny kid.  I wonder how many people we have been blind to who have walked through these doors.  I wonder how they could have blessed us had we only been able to see?  Have our theological and cultural expectations blinded us as to the presence of the messiah in our midst?

 

 

 

reverend james "jim" r. luck, jr. D. Min. c., Th.M., M.A.

 

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